Thursday, 31 December 2009

  • 09:56 So is tomorrow two thousand and ten or twenty ten? I'm opting for the latter. We didn't say one thousand nine hundred and... #
  • 12:57 a sign outside Whitby says 'welcome to Whitby, home of Whitby's oldest lifeboat'. Replace Whitby/lifeboat with any town/object in that town. #
  • 14:25 @peterianhall pester his parents for photos of him as a kid and get a poster sized embarrassing photo or two printed off for the speech... #
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Wednesday, 30 December 2009

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Tuesday, 29 December 2009

  • 13:28 twitpic.com/vq36g - Washing machine bust. Guess where I'm spending the afternoon. #
  • 17:46 RT @bengoldacre: obama is a pussy, bush wld have invaded nigeria by now. and bombed UCL. #
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Monday, 28 December 2009

  • 10:32 I thought Bex had parked a bit too close to our neighbours car, went to check & it had slid forward into the back of it. No damage though. #
  • 10:37 My first thoughts were the handbrakes gone, but thank goodness it's just that the road is a sloping ice rink. #
  • 18:47 I broke our coffee machine this morning. Lady who took my 999 call was very rude. All is now right with the world again, praise be to Tesco. #
  • 19:32 Politik (Live in Sydney) - Coldplay bit.ly/4LySle #mm #
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Sunday, 27 December 2009

  • 11:55 *cough cough* One cold follows another. There's a bloody cold Conga line going through my body. #
  • 14:37 Tess and Ed (2 & 3) are building Lego guns and shooting each other. Nice. #
  • 15:37 Kids watching Peppa Pig. Ed just asked 'Daddy are we going to be old the same time as Peppa and George?' #
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Saturday, 26 December 2009

  • 19:59 @rpcutts where's the other two? #
  • 20:04 Tess: when Poppy loses a tooth, she gets a coin with a golden edge and a silver middle. Me: different tooth fairy. j.mp/tOOth #
  • 20:12 @rpcutts of three lions fame? Heavy drinkers I've heard. Probably at the bar. #
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Friday, 25 December 2009

  • 22:08 It's not about the golden eggcup #
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Tuesday, 22 December 2009

  • 09:26 @rpcutts well called #
  • 13:11 twitpic.com/un1ks - Can't be making much of a profit. Maybe that's why it's called . . . #
  • 13:46 flyscreen lost my first tweet, where I said something like 'someone just came in this cafe and asked for a 'credit crunch please''. #
  • 21:04 Gah! Late again! Fleet Foxes - Blue Ridge Mountains #mm #musicmonday bit.ly/6qlUuX #
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Monday, 21 December 2009

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Sunday, 20 December 2009

  • 17:28 Snowheap. In my defence it's the 'wrong kind of snow' :) flic.kr/p/7p8YtB #
  • 19:03 Well done RATM. Best Xmas no.1 ever (should have been no.1 back in '92 too :) #ratm #
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Saturday, 19 December 2009

  • 09:04 @peterianhall very impressive! Did you go for the 'evil snowman' look deliberately? #
  • 09:16 Asked Bex how the old couple that were moved into her nursing home were. 'Are they still trying to climb into bed with each other?'... #
  • 09:25 'The husband was sat in the living room yesterday, and after eating his dinner he said to a resident 'lovely fish and chips' and died'. #
  • 09:27 That's why I couldn't do a job like that. Decent last meal though. And amazing last words. #
  • 15:09 Ed just told me a joke. Knock knock. Who's there? Mr poo. Mr poo who? John. #
  • 18:21 Total blizzard here in Saltburn #
  • 18:36 Out our front door: flic.kr/p/7oUmYH An inch of snow has fallen in the last hour, no word of a lie. #
  • 20:13 More like 3 inches. 1 inch, 3 inches, what's the difference Becky? #
  • 20:14 @peterianhall lol can't believe you just said that. Didn't read it until now! #
  • 20:15 @peterianhall you unwittingly built a snow-boy eh? #
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Friday, 18 December 2009

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Thursday, 17 December 2009

  • 19:46 So so so so good: come on RATM: bit.ly/4rggrZ #
  • 21:00 Nice covering of snow here in Saltburn. #
  • 21:59 Snow-hail (snail?) coming down the chimney into our open fire. Hiss..hiss...hisshisss..........hissss.... #
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Wednesday, 16 December 2009

  • 07:13 Ironing with one of those steam generator irons on a cold winters morning is not a good idea. Couldn't see my shirt for the steam. #
  • 08:30 Also, slipping on the grass outside your house, covering yourself and the two kids you were carrying in mud, is not a good idea... #
  • 09:27 @AshTheDeadite is that a Ralph-from-the-Simpsons ha ha? #
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Tuesday, 15 December 2009

  • 19:17 Watched my arm for the first time whilst getting my blood taken today. Not the arm the blood was taken from mind. #
  • 19:19 Could be a late one tomorrow Serco doods - my wife's first solo night shift. Not that the kids will let me sleep in or anything. #
  • 19:27 Because I forgot yesterday... #musicmonday #mm Blumfeld - Superstarfighter bit.ly/4nSJqq #
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Monday, 14 December 2009

  • 08:24 @peterianhall as if you watched it. On your merry way? #
  • 10:04 @raynaldihno74 man flu? #
  • 14:41 @peterianhall don't miss it #
  • 18:49 @peterianhall the closest you get to food is when some kind stranger has stuffed their kids 'Greggs-dummy' bag down the side of your seat #
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Sunday, 13 December 2009

  • 21:05 Oh God, no Sir Paul, no... #
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Friday, 11 December 2009

  • 21:36 Where do you live Anna? They don't call me subtle John for nothing you know! bit.ly/7AzARg #
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Thursday, 10 December 2009

  • 07:35 Up since 3am with Tess. Now waiting for Bex to get back from her first night shift. The last thing I need right now, a long day at work. #
  • 08:00 @ashthedeadite hold the coffee, I'm a comin'! #
  • 20:15 Tess, meet Tammy: bit.ly/8NpmtY Poor baba. #
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Wednesday, 9 December 2009

  • 19:15 My little girl Tess (2) saw a plane in the sky today and said 'Spaceship!' - that's lego and big brothers for you. #
  • 19:36 @peterianhall apart from a very fashionable bottom lip moustache? #
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Monday, 7 December 2009

  • 08:06 Off to the dentists yet again. Going to ask him to take them all out and be done with it. I LOVE soup. #
  • 09:33 @peterianhall hope you're @home all tucked up! With a little bell to ring to summon the wife. #
  • 10:27 @peterianhall spreading it around eh! See you in 15. Just in time for tea :) #
  • 10:42 @peterianhall ah you are at home. Get to bed! :) #
  • 20:41 short but so j.mp/Niiiiiice Squarepusher: Tommib #mm #musicmonday #lostintranslati on #
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Sunday, 6 December 2009

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Friday, 4 December 2009

  • 07:26 New conductress on the train. Laughs all the time. Hahaha can i see your ticket Hahaha. All down the Carriage. My flick knifes hidden well #
  • 16:11 Bag full of books and beer. Good for the head and soul but bad for the back. #
  • 16:18 Good for the soul because it's abbot beer! 20 bob a bottle bag'o'beer, brother. #
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Wednesday, 2 December 2009

  • 07:46 @peterianhall day tripper? #
  • 08:11 @raynaldinho74 thought you would have installed iBall - turns your iphone into a ball if it senses it's been dropped. bargain @ 99p. #
  • 15:45 @peterianhall on the train home? #
  • 18:52 @peterianhall about their second homes in spain etc? #
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Tuesday, 1 December 2009

  • 14:19 Greggs soup. Tongue burn. #
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Monday, 30 November 2009

  • 07:11 Still ill #
  • 08:46 @AshTheDeadite I was all ready to come in! My belly had other plans. It must have fancied another day in front of the telly! #
  • 09:44 Ed just said 'how can our brains see without any eyes?' Lol, where to begin..shows how we're all natural born dualists... #
  • 09:51 In keeping with my physical condition today, my #MusicMonday choice: j.mp/ICould ... 'Eye of the Needle' by The Divine Comedy #
  • 10:55 @AshTheDeadite Of course! The kids let me choose between: Spongebob S quarepants, Lazytown, Horrid Henry or Angelina Ballerina... #
  • 15:29 @raynaldinho74 A point in it! But no one can deny me my 15 minutes of fame :) brizzly.com/pic/KEB #
  • 16:31 @raynaldinho74 brizzly.com/pic/KF3 Wasted opportunity duly corrected. #
  • 20:02 RT @sharemyplaylist: BBC 6Music Top 100 2009 bit.ly/920o8Y #
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Sunday, 29 November 2009

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Saturday, 28 November 2009

  • 07:37 @peterianhall gonna ask him to retell 'colin and the }' #
  • 14:35 @raynaldinho74 Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #
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Friday, 27 November 2009

  • 06:44 @raynaldinho74 two notches grant as you used Twitterific (Apple fanboy :) #
  • 20:12 Ashamed to admit I actually like a Muse album(The Resistance)..still think they're a mishmash of lots of other bands, but they mishmash well #
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Tuesday, 24 November 2009

  • 20:06 Goodness me it is windy out there. Glad I'm in here. #
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Monday, 23 November 2009

  • 08:25 Specify for symbian, yay! Poor download limit on three, boooo. #
  • 16:06 RT @stephenfry I'll keep at this till a million sign! We mustn't let Mandy do this WRONG thing. Please sign & RT: is.gd/50gQK #webwar #
  • 19:05 Manic Street Preachers - To Repel Ghosts bit.ly/076KOew #mm #
  • 19:21 Ed just said to me, pointing to his toy car: 'that car is my favourite thing, but the mostest thing that I like is you'. #
  • 19:23 lol. I just told Becky what Ed said, and she said he said exactly the same thing to her half an hour ago! #
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Sunday, 22 November 2009

  • 10:12 RT @bjosephg: When does the Large Hadron Collider stop being breaking news to the bbc, must have got 6 tweets off them since it happened #
  • 17:26 watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang with the kids. Just up to this bit.ly/07JVNuc Love it. Who needs Disney? :) #
  • 17:44 Wish I'd had Defoe in my fantasy football team. As captain. Bah. #
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Tuesday, 17 November 2009

  • 07:35 Ran for train. Got to train. Trouser zip fail. Ran home. Changed. Running for next train. #
  • 07:37 Just made it. A whole new bunch of train-ees. Hello new train-ees. #
  • 07:41 I'm a no fly, no train sorta guy. #
  • 12:26 RT @robmanuel I'm high on life. Admittedly 'life' is my pet name for heroin. #
  • 18:11 @peterianhall killer. Accident? #
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Monday, 16 November 2009

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Saturday, 14 November 2009

  • 08:59 RT @conradoldcorn: Halifax cards and accounts will not work! A workman has cut through their systems cables! Everything including card use #
  • 10:04 You can get money out of a halifax branch apparently. A 10 mile round trip and a 10 mile queue at the branch for me then... #halifax #fail #
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Friday, 13 November 2009

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Thursday, 12 November 2009

  • 07:20 One lousy drink,and I have a splitting headache next day. Every time. Other than putting my gallbladder back,can't see a solution to this :) #
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Wednesday, 11 November 2009

  • 16:04 @peterianhall no doubt about it! Did you actually get off the train? Lol. #
  • 16:24 @peterianhall ah well, at least it was encrypted... :) #
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Tuesday, 10 November 2009

  • 07:19 @peterianhall train tweets are *so* cool :) just got on mine. Like walking into a hair dryer, all air heaters. Can't...blink...must...blink #
  • 07:21 Beautiful marmalade sky this morning #
  • 16:41 @peterianhall night on the town with batesy? :) #
  • 20:37 Sting Vs. Schubert: nice. bit.ly/3o2KC4 #sting #schubert #hurdygurdyman #
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Monday, 9 November 2009

  • 09:54 Sat in doctors. Six people ahead of me in queue. Five of them coughing. Nice. #
  • 10:31 Still waiting #
  • 11:06 Finally out. Tendonitis apparently. Off to catch train to work. Left hand typing should be fun. #
  • 20:00 The Magnetic Fields - Nothing Matters When We're Dancing #mm #musicmonday bit.ly/3jcOok #
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Saturday, 7 November 2009

  • 10:17 Album version of that song here: j.mp/SoNotTrash #trashcansinatras #freetime #
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Friday, 6 November 2009

  • 07:20 Saltburn fireworks, small display but very good. Launching 20 cheap fireworks every second worked for me. Not for my little Tessy though! #
  • 07:30 Then watched the new 'v' remake. A few strong bits of narrative held together by lots of weak ones. Don't fall apart, for juliet's sake :) #
  • 20:17 Man, what a sweet sweet song. #musicfriday (it can't wait until Monday :) j.mp/NotTrash #
  • 20:18 @peterianhall the goal streak had to end some time Pete :) #
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Thursday, 5 November 2009

  • 07:21 Ed always gives me little toys to bring to work. Today, bugs bunny. Wassuuuuuuuuup, doc. #
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Wednesday, 4 November 2009

  • 07:22 Can see my breath in front of me on the train. Cold day, cold train. Bloody bus seats too. #
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Saturday, 24 October 2009

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Friday, 23 October 2009

  • 18:24 Ed just said 'I just whistled without a whistle daddy! But you missed it. I can't do it any more...' #
  • 22:21 Watching Kraftwerk in concert on BBC4. Good, so so good. #
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Tuesday, 20 October 2009

  • 09:02 RT @ProfBrianCox I can't quite believe that NASAs entire annual budget is 1/5th of our Northern Rock bailout !! Why can't we have a Nasa? #
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Monday, 19 October 2009

  • 10:52 RT @Spotify In the UK and getting a new phone soon? Why not check out 3 & get Spotify? bit.ly/4FUTlW (got me excited! but htc only) #
  • 11:35 Chuffed with new camera: j.mp/Lx3Pics #
  • 20:21 liking God is an Astronaut:A Deafening Distance j.mp/ListenToIt #mm #
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Sunday, 18 October 2009

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Friday, 16 October 2009

  • 10:25 RT @we7 New exclusive: Listen to Sufjan Stevens new album 'The B.Q.E' before it's released next week tinyurl.com/yhtp7g9 #
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Thursday, 15 October 2009

  • 19:07 can't remember the bbc website being down before ... #bbc #
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Wednesday, 14 October 2009

  • 09:51 RT @newscientist Time-travelling Higgs sabotages the LHC. 'Unmitigated BS' or a reasonable hypothesis? bit.ly/7mqIc #
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Tuesday, 13 October 2009

  • 07:39 Oh dear me. Someone's written in white paint on the side of one of the blast furnace buildings: 'Save Our Stell' #
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Monday, 12 October 2009

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Sunday, 11 October 2009

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Saturday, 10 October 2009

  • 12:14 RT @RichardWiseman Lol can we get #popeisaknob to trend ? RT @JanetRSmith: The Pope is a knob! #
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Friday, 9 October 2009

  • 07:16 Left the kids watching batman again. Their 7am dose of 60's camp. They love it! New villain today: the bookworm. . . #
  • 22:21 @peterianhall good stuff!! #
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Thursday, 8 October 2009

  • 20:26 Oh dear, poor Bex throwing up (and down and left and right). I feel sick too, but maybe that's because I'm on bowl-emptying duty... #
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Tuesday, 6 October 2009

  • 19:57 Tuesday night social club, membership me. Cheers. *swigs from bottle of Peroni* #
  • 20:01 Can't believe how good the book 'No Country for Old Men' is. Wish I'd read it first then seen the film. #
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Sunday, 13 September 2009

  • 08:52 RT @pennjillette Norman Borlaug is dead. The greatest human in history. He is credited with saving 1 BILLION lives and he'll keep saving #
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Saturday, 12 September 2009

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Friday, 11 September 2009

  • 16:24 Whizzing smu #
  • 16:36 ...gly (whizzing smu sounds like a state of profund excitement?), past traffic jams. If only Michael Douglas had taken the train that day. #
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Friday, 4 September 2009

  • 15:18 RT @microphilosophy Disappointment is inevitable, but regret is optional. #
  • 19:55 Genius: j.mp/2001Lolz #
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Thursday, 3 September 2009

  • 07:12 A #
  • 08:05 Wow, Tess likes the letter A! Should maybe consider a mobile Twitter client that doesn't double as your screensaver :) #
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Monday, 31 August 2009

  • 17:58 It was 7 years ago today...no itch to report:) #
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Saturday, 29 August 2009

  • 07:21 A #
  • 09:02 @peterianhall plenty of time for that next week :) #
  • 09:05 lol, just noticed that last 'tweet' at about the time Tess came in our bedroom this morning and handed me my phone. Baby tweet!! #
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Thursday, 27 August 2009

  • 19:50 Good run. Knackered. Beer shall be my reward. #
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Wednesday, 26 August 2009

  • 13:12 Just overheard on Stockton high street: 'is my c*nt not good enough?' #
  • 16:16 (aptly?) followed by my picking up a copy of @microphilosophy 's 'welcome to everytown' for 2 quid. Another good second-hand shop buy! #
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Tuesday, 25 August 2009

  • 16:10 Taxi driver just stopped to ask me for directions. Should have directed him to the job center... #
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Monday, 24 August 2009

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Sunday, 23 August 2009

  • 16:54 Bad weekend for my left hand. First a wasp sting, now three big splinters! Do these things come in 3's? 'I've got one hand in my pocket...' #
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Saturday, 22 August 2009

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Friday, 21 August 2009

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Thursday, 20 August 2009

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Tuesday, 18 August 2009

  • 19:32 Just finished 'The Road' by Cormac McCarthy. Tough going. If you need reminding how good your life is...can't wait for the film next year. #
  • 19:41 ...and there's a site for that film already: www.theroad-movie.com/ #
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Monday, 29 June 2009

  • 07:26 Man, the train is like a pollen hoover, rattling along the edges of grass carpets #
  • 14:37 I just left a negative tip for poor service. Naughty? #
  • 19:41 twitpic.com/8rz6q - nuff said. #
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Sunday, 28 June 2009

  • 13:06 Off to try and get some new shoes. Dreading taking off the current ones in a shop full of unitiated noses. #
  • 18:27 twitpic.com/8om0z - Flowers on our potato plants = no more need to buy potatoes for a while! #
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Saturday, 27 June 2009

  • 17:18 I love mushy beans. John's mushy beans recipe: empty beans into pan, heat, go and watch TV for 15 mins, return to pan, pour beans on plate. #
  • 19:35 Hello, I am your weather this evening. My name is Hugh. Hugh Midd. #
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Friday, 26 June 2009

  • 06:29 RIP Big fat mental patient. #
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Thursday, 25 June 2009

  • 07:23 You know someone's walkman/ipod is too loud when you can hear it over yours. #
  • 10:25 RT @RichardWiseman Woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. Barman gives her one. #
  • 20:49 Just watered my potatoes. Really. Nice evening for it. Now for another episode of 'Big Love' ... #
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Wednesday, 24 June 2009

  • 11:33 At the hospital, waiting for my name to be called out. Bet everyone else gets called first. #
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Tuesday, 23 June 2009

  • 08:23 RT @pennjillette Thurs@10P/Showtime: "Bullshit" is back for season #7! Topics: Astrology, Taxes, Vatican, Stress, Video Games & Organic Food #
  • 20:17 RT @RichardDawkins Very special new video on RD.net: "The Baloney Detection Kit" starring Michael Shermer - bit.ly/ugi5z #
  • 20:34 loving this new Regina Spektor song: bit.ly/13dT4A #
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Monday, 22 June 2009

  • 08:35 Is it me or are the days getting shorter? #
  • 10:25 RT @KMKYWAP Sainsbury's own brand "Fruit 'n Fibre" has a very low fruit to bran ratio. Must stick with a named brand. #
  • 14:35 @AshTheDeadite decent Spotify rival, web based, so it works...well...here. And on little used operating systems even. we7.com... #
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Sunday, 21 June 2009

  • 09:42 @AshTheDeadite It's a Sunday. Which means it isn't Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday OR Friday. That's nice! #
  • 12:17 The sun has come out: let the lawn-mower symphony begin. #
  • 12:20 Exactly 35 and a half today... Happy half-birthday to me. #
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Saturday, 20 June 2009

  • 20:14 Bitburger beckons. Bitte ein bit. #
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Friday, 19 June 2009

  • 06:39 RT @Jaydensmommie At Target buying a Transformers toy based on the movie that was based on the cartoon that was made from the toys. #
  • 11:53 RT @robmanuel: RT @cslyons @megpickard re: redaction in UK MPs' expense docs: transparency isn't ████ transparent if ███ key data is ███████ #
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Thursday, 18 June 2009

  • 06:49 RT @newscientist Don't panic, the H1N1 pandemic hasn't suddenly taken a turn for the worse in Brazil: bit.ly/ccyrK #
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Wednesday, 17 June 2009

  • 07:49 Do burger king do coffee? Off to investigate. #
  • 08:01 They do. It's very, very bad. #
  • 08:14 Throwawayably so. #
  • 19:20 RT @newscientist New strain of H1N1 #swineflu declared in Brazil & named A/Sao Paulo/1454/H1N1-new mutation which MAY change infection #
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Monday, 15 June 2009

  • 06:37 My phone has a weird bug that makes it say it's Sunday when it's really Monday (and the alarm doesn't go off). Worst software bug ever? #
  • 20:00 RT Functioning Iran proxies 218.128.112.18:8080 218.206.94.132:808 218.253.65.99:808 219.50.16.70:8080 #iranelection - feel free to RT #
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Sunday, 14 June 2009

  • 10:39 ...especially the second & second from last songs. #
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Saturday, 13 June 2009

  • 08:15 Got the kids all to myself today. Wall-to-wall spongebob it is. #
  • 21:59 Loving 'The Bird And The Bee' 's new album. #
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Thursday, 11 June 2009

  • 07:45 Sunny at home, cloudy at work. It figures. #
  • 17:41 @bengoldacre no need to worry though: we live in the age of antibitoics! bit.ly/JBz8g #
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Wednesday, 10 June 2009

  • 13:58 What an amazing book I'm reading: bit.ly/2lx223 my :) is > already #
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Monday, 8 June 2009

  • 06:48 Back to work. Where oh where did that week go? #
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Sunday, 7 June 2009

  • 14:02 Ran 4 Miles, feeling OK. Ran guiltily past an old guy with a walking stick. Wonder if he walks guiltily past people in wheelchairs? #
  • 14:04 Think there's a life-lesson there: think not 'I used to be able to run' but 'one day I may not be able to walk'. Corny? :) #
  • 18:05 Joni (6) just invented two new words at the dinner table, much better than the originals: jackflap (flapjack) & gulloped (gulped) :) #
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Saturday, 6 June 2009

  • 12:10 weird dream last night. Someone I haven't seen in about 10 years trying to kill me Vs. being late for an exam. Hmmmm. #
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Friday, 5 June 2009

  • 10:48 Staring out at the rain. Well at least I'm staring through my kitchen window and not one at work :) #
  • 19:18 RT @robmanuel Spotted in community center toilets. yfrog.com/02bf7j #
  • 19:33 @AshTheDeadite 3 albums + 5 singles ... #
  • 19:53 @AshTheDeadite sounds quite Billy Bragg to me (which is a good thing...) #
  • 20:31 @AshTheDeadite you know it makes sense :) #
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Thursday, 4 June 2009

  • 13:31 RT @gsightseeing Shiny new navigation tool in #streetview! Hover your mouse on a part of the image to get a zoom square.. gss.st/4y #
  • 20:07 How many tweets are actually answers to 'what are you doing?'. Surprisingly few methinks. For the record, I'm drinking beer + not much else. #
  • 20:52 RT @RichardWiseman twitpic.com/6mace - very happy to have just come across very surreal sign #
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Wednesday, 3 June 2009

  • 10:41 Ran another 2 miles. Still feels like 12. #
  • 20:38 @AshTheDeadite Oh, I may try..don't think I'll be joining the lunchtime crew though, where's the fun in that? And for 'fun' read 'coffee' :) #
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Tuesday, 2 June 2009

  • 09:27 Off to the allotment to watch my wife doing some digging or something. #
  • 12:59 Luis Buñuel: Since I reject the idea of a divine watchmaker ... I must consent to live in a kind of shadowy confusion. tiny.cc/QMyW #
  • 16:20 @bengoldacre try this for Firefox: www.evolus.vn/Pencil/ #
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Monday, 1 June 2009

  • 08:28 What a lovely warm day to be off work :) #
  • 18:48 Loving my pink nose #
  • 19:00 < imagine him with a pink nose and a lot less hair... #
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Sunday, 31 May 2009

  • 08:22 "Morality is doing what's right regardless what we're told. Religion is doing what we're told no matter what's right."~Elka Enola #
  • 08:22 ﹀ RT @dailyatheist #
  • 10:42 went for a run, first in ages. Only 2 miles but i felt every...yard. #
  • 15:03 Phew what a scorcher! #
  • 19:46 Futility: you survive the Titanic, only to die 97 years later in a nursing home! #
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Saturday, 30 May 2009

  • 11:57 Turned out to be one of Ed's back teeth, his face is really swollen still. I won't embarrass his current & future self by posting a pic :) #
  • 11:57 Still no car. That's not good. Lovely day for a walk though . #
  • 13:16 "If you want to follow the sinuous route of a single life...it's impossible to tell what's superfluous & what's indispensable."Luis Buñuel #
  • 13:19 ﹀ RT @microphilosophy #
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Friday, 29 May 2009

  • 07:02 RT @DailyAtheist "Christian Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'" ~ unknown #
  • 13:25 My little boy Ed (3) just got his front right tooth taken out. poor little boy :( (toothless frowny) photo to follow #
  • 13:27 I would say it was a bad week to have teeth in our family. Also a bad car week (written off). See the connection?! tell me if you do. #
  • 14:58 RT @DailyAtheist: #FridayFavorites "Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends!" ~ Woody Allen #
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Thursday, 28 May 2009

  • 13:23 The Great Greggs Coffee Card Scam continues (and no I din't see it on 'The Real Hustle')... :) #
  • 13:23 RT @DailyAtheist "What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof!" ~ Christopher Hitchens #
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Wednesday, 27 May 2009

  • 18:38 Corned beef and me don't go. #
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Tuesday, 26 May 2009

  • 09:08 RT @DailyAtheist "I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it!" ~ George Carlin #
  • 09:51 woke up to find a hole in a front tooth - seriously! What twisted tooth fairy did this? Off to dentists ... - mobypicture.com/?9pmatx #
  • 11:27 All better! Won't post another gross picture to prove it. No injection either, impressive. #
  • 13:28 In Primark, a.k.a. Hell on Earth. #
  • 20:33 Tess just pointed to her dirty nappy (just removed) and said 'Chocolate!' - No, Tess, Nooooooooooooo!! #
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Monday, 25 May 2009

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  1. My little girl Tess (1½) just saw a little spider and said: "BYDERMAN!!"
  2. Was that Summer then?
  3. @AshTheDeadite they did, but not as much. But who am I to say? My football knowledge isn't second to none (unlike someone I know .. :)
  4. Just watched Boro get what they deserved.
  5. Wow it's beautiful out there. Beach weather for sure.
  6. Tangle foot or Olde Trip? Such questions as this are on my mind as I contemplate the walk to the fridge.
  7. RT @Atheist_: That a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more the point than a drunken man is happier than a sober one. ~ Shaw
  8. Tess strung two words together today for the first time. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it....'blue car' :)
  9. Staggeringly beautiful: http://bit.ly/16MoUZ #dido #aeneas #purcell
  10. Beer in the fridge. Four days off. All is right with the world.
  11. RT @DailyAtheist: "IN THE BEGINNING MAN CREATED GOD" - Atheist Bus Campaign - Chicago: http://is.gd/CkUP (Thanks: @RobmDyson @ArianeSherine)
  12. RT @DailyAtheist: RT @ippoeRT @MissADS08: Our greatest tool for changing the world is our capacity to change our mind about the world.
  13. The air is full of the smell of wild garlic. Must have rolled up from the woods during the night. Lovely.
  14. Just noticed I can see this flasher from my landing window:http://bit.ly/ACAc3 - that's 11miles in a straight line, or 40 miles by road!
  15. Did you know that given unlimited resources, one reproducing bacteria would in 6 weeks fill the visible universe with its progeny? Wow...
  16. If I'd known we'd get a 2008 Zafira whilst our 1996 Serena was getting fixed I'd have arranged for it to be bumped sooner! :)
  17. ...explained something, ...yeah you know where that one's going. Still I thought the new pennies they threw in were particularly shiny :)
  18. Watched the Lost finale. If we had a penny for every time they threw something new into the mix, and have to give one back when they [contd]
  19. RT @DailyAtheist "There are no sects in geometry!" ~ Voltaire
  20. Just had a swim with Joni, my 6 year old daughter. How come she's better than me? :)
  21. Drinking Warsteiner, I'm a Mobbler scrobbler.
  22. Yes, it did taste like chicken!
  23. Just seen a hedgehog in the garden. Got within touching distance & it didn't curl into a ball, even with 3 kids and me all staring at it!
  24. @bbcbreaking yes, I've heard of being born again, but DYING again...? :)
  25. @robmanuel http://is.gd/zfqm
  26. Just read this. Made me laugh. http://is.gd/zfqm
  27. RT @DailyAtheist: “What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.” ~ Christopher Hitchens
  28. The first thing i do every day is the best thing i do all day: get cuddly, snuggly, sleep-suited sleepy Tess out of her cot :)
  29. We live as we dream - alone.
  30. Everyone tweets how mad they are that spam like 'Facebook Money' is a trending topic, thereby spamming themselves...I am a viral spammer!
  31. Just heard this: http://bit.ly/sPyKX .Quirky - I like!
  32. @AshTheDeadite nope :)
  33. Feeling grotty, damned cold coming on. Off to the shop for paracetamols & alcohol.
  34. RT @newscientist: Catch #swineflu intentionally at a flu party? In 1918 catching flu in spring gave 70% protection to the 2nd wave
  35. Feel like someone's poked me in the eyes this morning. Lack of sleep/hayfever combo.
  36. Woody tells it like it is: http://bit.ly/162rDn
  37. RT @DailyAtheist: “Faith is the permission religious people give one another to believe ridiculous things.” ~ Sam Harris
  38. RT @DJGrothe: New Point of Inquiry, on the evolutionary roots of human goodness -- one of my all time favorites, out of almost 200 shows
  39. Had a donut straight out of The Simpsons. looked so good didn't want to eat it. Did.
  40. @AshTheDeadite man that WAS early...
  41. @AshTheDeadite I'll bring my notepad tomorrow.
  42. The day after the bank-holiday: the faces I see every day on the train are in glum mode. Who are these people anyway?
  43. Just got (geeky bits:unlimited 20 connection high retention SSL) Newsgroup access @ £8/Mth - was paying Giganews £21 with the bad £>$ rate!
  44. RT @google: New apps for Google Latitude: share your location on Google Talk/Gmail chat, blogs, and websites http://bit.ly/lxlwl
  45. Tess and the Pig: http://snipurl.com/hceip
  46. Good day at daisychain centre. Tess impressed by the pigs (not doggys Tess)
  47. RT @DailyAtheist: “God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.” ~ Voltaire
  48. Sure feels like it though, especially when listening to such a gem as: http://open.spotify.com/tra...
  49. Buddhist thought of the day: the universe isn't indifferent, just as a stone isn't indifferent ...
  50. New Spotify update includes lots of Naxos goodness, including the beautiful #Gorecki No.3
  51. drinking Peroni, Spotifying.
  52. @GodTheFather if that pleases you Lord?
  53. RT @GodTheFather: I love u guys so much, but some of u need to just need 2 suffer, just 'cause it makes sense.
  54. RT @CFI_think: The new CFI Point of Inquiry podcast features Neil deGrasse Tyson http://tinyurl.com/czhchr
  55. Mayday Mayday!
  56. RT DailyAtheist "Religion isn't the opium of the masses, it's the placebo of the masses." - Dr. Gregory House
  57. RT @DailyAtheist: “Religion is a symptom of irrational belief and groundless hope!” - Dr. Gregory House
  58. RT @microphilosophy: Roger Scruton: "I have been listening to quite a bit of heavy metal, and Metallica, I think, is genuinely talented."
  59. RT @newscientist: child dead from #swineflu in Texas was Mexican and had recently been in Mexico http://tinyurl.com/dezfs3
  60. RT @bbcbreaking: A 23-month-old child becomes the first to die of swine flu in the US, and the first such death outside Mexico
  61. Lightning strike. Forest fire? #swineflu
  62. RT @BBC_WHYS: Advice from Mexico, don't come to Mexico, not becuase you'll get infected, but because you'll be bored as everything is closed
  63. RT @Spotify: RT @spotibot Thought you might like to meet me, a new quick-recommendation buddy for Spotify. Details athttp://spotibot.com -
  64. Joni just said 'Tess sweared at me!' I said 'what did she say?' Joni said 'nothing she jut did this:' (and she STARED at me :)
  65. 2 people with swine flu in Scotland. Uh-oh.
  66. @robmanuel same here! wonder which damned pollenating pest is responsible
  67. Wow:'the average vertebrate animal consumes its own bodyweight in ATP every day'. Great great biology course I'm watching...
  68. My poor legs! The geotagging worked though:http://tinyurl.com/cqu48r
  69. Almost made it...well not really. 11 miles though!
  70. ...walking to Whitby. I'm the one in the pink girl's hat. Need to protect my less-hair patch, can't find mine! (honest)
  71. Hate to be banal, but what a great match! (the one with seven goals)
  72. "Spaceboy" by Smashing Pumpkins in my head all day (why?)
  73. Ah..ah..
  74. Chooh!
  75. Just cut the grass and can't stop sneeeeezing
  76. Just love Depeche Mode's latest single
  77. uh-oh. Is this the beginning of the end? Read 'The Great Influenza' by John Barry (be afraid, be very afraid).
  78. RT @bengoldacre Amusing LHC webcam: be the first to see the end of the world http://rly.cc/CNvss
  79. Another Friday night in front of the telly. Who's complaining?
  80. the train just scared a fox away. Get at those pesky wabbits Mr Fox!
  81. Internet banking, or, how to really depress yourself before 7am.
  82. @microphilosophy great podcast Julian - how about a direct (non-itunes) RSS for the podcast please? Tnx!
  83. My little Tess had to crawl everywhere today, poor thing.
  84. RT @microphilosophy: “It’s as if I’ve finally been relieved of a tyrannical burden.” Luis Buñuel on age and loss of libido in autobiography
  85. Glad my little girl hasn't broken her leg - she can't put any weight on it though, poor thing.
  86. @ashthedeadite More beer is the answer.
  87. @ashthedeadite beer is the answer.
  88. tea and biscuits in the bath. Heaven.
  89. Sitting in the Stockton sun
  90. Just read a nice word: churnalism. Look it up.
  91. didn't sleep well. Too much bad coffee yesterday.
  92. Ed just asked about the facts of life, in a three year old way: 'Mummy, did you eat me when I was a baby?'
  93. Just seen my first swallow/swift of the year! What's the difference again?
  94. Walking home from Marske station. This is what passes as exercise these days.
  95. @AshTheDeadite too busy for tea?
  96. People cleaning the church garden this early morning. Doing something funny for (no) money.
  97. bit of a Pharoah this morning (I am a stiff necked person).
  98. Watching my wife watching Coronation Street
  99. wow, just found out 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' is back for another season this year...
  100. Train aircon. All windows set to the open position.
  101. Ouch my less-hair patch hurts. . .
  102. Half an hour in the sun!
  103. Crashed my phone. Its only 3 days old!
  104. Off to bed.
  105. First mobile tweet thing. Cos I can.
  106. Nuts in May is on BBC4!
  107. my eyes hurt. Too much PC.
  108. tweet tweet