• 09:56 So is tomorrow two thousand and ten or twenty ten? I'm opting for the latter. We didn't say one thousand nine hundred and... #
• 12:57 a sign outside Whitby says 'welcome to Whitby, home of Whitby's oldest lifeboat'. Replace Whitby/lifeboat with any town/object in that town. #
• 14:25 @peterianhall pester his parents for photos of him as a kid and get a poster sized embarrassing photo or two printed off for the speech... #

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• 12:48 twitpic.com/vvb9h - Wee footprints. Kids are great! #

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• 13:28 twitpic.com/vq36g - Washing machine bust. Guess where I'm spending the afternoon. #
• 17:46 RT @bengoldacre: obama is a pussy, bush wld have invaded nigeria by now. and bombed UCL. #

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• 10:32 I thought Bex had parked a bit too close to our neighbours car, went to check & it had slid forward into the back of it. No damage though. #
• 10:37 My first thoughts were the handbrakes gone, but thank goodness it's just that the road is a sloping ice rink. #
• 18:47 I broke our coffee machine this morning. Lady who took my 999 call was very rude. All is now right with the world again, praise be to Tesco. #
• 19:32 Politik (Live in Sydney) - Coldplay bit.ly/4LySle #mm #

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• 11:55 *cough cough* One cold follows another. There's a bloody cold Conga line going through my body. #
• 14:37 Tess and Ed (2 & 3) are building Lego guns and shooting each other. Nice. #
• 15:37 Kids watching Peppa Pig. Ed just asked 'Daddy are we going to be old the same time as Peppa and George?' #

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• 19:59 @rpcutts where's the other two? #
• 20:04 Tess: when Poppy loses a tooth, she gets a coin with a golden edge and a silver middle. Me: different tooth fairy. j.mp/tOOth #
• 20:12 @rpcutts of three lions fame? Heavy drinkers I've heard. Probably at the bar. #

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• 22:08 It's not about the golden eggcup #

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• 09:26 @rpcutts well called #
• 13:11 twitpic.com/un1ks - Can't be making much of a profit. Maybe that's why it's called . . . #
• 13:46 flyscreen lost my first tweet, where I said something like 'someone just came in this cafe and asked for a 'credit crunch please''. #
• 21:04 Gah! Late again! Fleet Foxes - Blue Ridge Mountains #mm #musicmonday bit.ly/6qlUuX #

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• 06:45 @peterianhall bit.ly/92xgFR #
• 09:00 @peterianhall lol thanks. Shortest day of the year, longest day of my mum's life. #
• 11:36 @AshTheDeadite thanks aa. #

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• 17:28 Snowheap. In my defence it's the 'wrong kind of snow' :) flic.kr/p/7p8YtB #
• 19:03 Well done RATM. Best Xmas no.1 ever (should have been no.1 back in '92 too :) #ratm #

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• 09:04 @peterianhall very impressive! Did you go for the 'evil snowman' look deliberately? #
• 09:16 Asked Bex how the old couple that were moved into her nursing home were. 'Are they still trying to climb into bed with each other?'... #
• 09:25 'The husband was sat in the living room yesterday, and after eating his dinner he said to a resident 'lovely fish and chips' and died'. #
• 09:27 That's why I couldn't do a job like that. Decent last meal though. And amazing last words. #
• 15:09 Ed just told me a joke. Knock knock. Who's there? Mr poo. Mr poo who? John. #
• 18:21 Total blizzard here in Saltburn #
• 18:36 Out our front door: flic.kr/p/7oUmYH An inch of snow has fallen in the last hour, no word of a lie. #
• 20:13 More like 3 inches. 1 inch, 3 inches, what's the difference Becky? #
• 20:14 @peterianhall lol can't believe you just said that. Didn't read it until now! #
• 20:15 @peterianhall you unwittingly built a snow-boy eh? #

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• 07:32 twitpic.com/tzj8b - Train pulling in #
• 08:00 Train going nowhere! #

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• 19:46 So so so so good: come on RATM: bit.ly/4rggrZ #
• 21:00 Nice covering of snow here in Saltburn. #
• 21:59 Snow-hail (snail?) coming down the chimney into our open fire. Hiss..hiss...hisshisss..........hissss.... #

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• 07:13 Ironing with one of those steam generator irons on a cold winters morning is not a good idea. Couldn't see my shirt for the steam. #
• 08:30 Also, slipping on the grass outside your house, covering yourself and the two kids you were carrying in mud, is not a good idea... #
• 09:27 @AshTheDeadite is that a Ralph-from-the-Simpsons ha ha? #

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• 19:17 Watched my arm for the first time whilst getting my blood taken today. Not the arm the blood was taken from mind. #
• 19:19 Could be a late one tomorrow Serco doods - my wife's first solo night shift. Not that the kids will let me sleep in or anything. #
• 19:27 Because I forgot yesterday... #musicmonday #mm Blumfeld - Superstarfighter bit.ly/4nSJqq #

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• 08:24 @peterianhall as if you watched it. On your merry way? #
• 10:04 @raynaldihno74 man flu? #
• 14:41 @peterianhall don't miss it #
• 18:49 @peterianhall the closest you get to food is when some kind stranger has stuffed their kids 'Greggs-dummy' bag down the side of your seat #

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• 21:05 Oh God, no Sir Paul, no... #

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• 21:36 Where do you live Anna? They don't call me subtle John for nothing you know! bit.ly/7AzARg #

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• 07:35 Up since 3am with Tess. Now waiting for Bex to get back from her first night shift. The last thing I need right now, a long day at work. #
• 08:00 @ashthedeadite hold the coffee, I'm a comin'! #
• 20:15 Tess, meet Tammy: bit.ly/8NpmtY Poor baba. #

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• 19:15 My little girl Tess (2) saw a plane in the sky today and said 'Spaceship!' - that's lego and big brothers for you. #
• 19:36 @peterianhall apart from a very fashionable bottom lip moustache? #

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• 08:06 Off to the dentists yet again. Going to ask him to take them all out and be done with it. I LOVE soup. #
• 09:33 @peterianhall hope you're @home all tucked up! With a little bell to ring to summon the wife. #
• 10:27 @peterianhall spreading it around eh! See you in 15. Just in time for tea :) #
• 10:42 @peterianhall ah you are at home. Get to bed! :) #
• 20:41 short but so j.mp/Niiiiiice Squarepusher: Tommib #mm #musicmonday #lostintranslati on #

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• 17:53 @raynaldinho74 sorry to hear it man. Flu? #

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• 07:26 New conductress on the train. Laughs all the time. Hahaha can i see your ticket Hahaha. All down the Carriage. My flick knifes hidden well #
• 16:11 Bag full of books and beer. Good for the head and soul but bad for the back. #
• 16:18 Good for the soul because it's abbot beer! 20 bob a bottle bag'o'beer, brother. #

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• 07:46 @peterianhall day tripper? #
• 08:11 @raynaldinho74 thought you would have installed iBall - turns your iphone into a ball if it senses it's been dropped. bargain @ 99p. #
• 15:45 @peterianhall on the train home? #
• 18:52 @peterianhall about their second homes in spain etc? #

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• 14:19 Greggs soup. Tongue burn. #

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